Zahlmoral

it is always kind of awkward when you out dinnering with friends and payment pops up. you start calculating how much you´ve had and compare to the amount the "friend" had. but you might have had more rhabarberschorle, but he went more often to toilet, isn´t he smaller, so your colon is harder to stuff up. by the way, didn´t you pay last time?

it´s tough being cheap.